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No offense, but everyone knows that if you don't follow the word of god as told on page 72 of the May 1993 issue of Nintendo Power Magazine, then your soul, upon your death, is entered into the $10,000 pyramid of heaven. Then, if the Price is Right, Bob Barker (AKA St. Peter) Will ask you a series of thiry six questions. If you answer at least 27 of those questions wrong and at least 4 of them right, you we be allowed to level 6.

As we all know, Level 6 has the crocodile pit and the rattlesnakes. If you manage to get past those, then you come upon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Ultimate Knowledge. This is where you are given, in a wax-sealed envelope (pronounced ON-velope, in this case at least) the answer to everything. But you can't open it. The Gobstopper will tell you to deliver the envelope to the Saint Bernard that sleeps down the hallway.

If you can resist the temptation of knowing the answer to everything and deliver the envelope to the Saint Bernard, he reveal himself to be Jesus in his true form - a seventy-three foot tall replica of Hong Kong Fuey. It is then, and only then that you can be allowed into heaven and be forever blessed in the eyes of the lord.