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A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says “make me one with everything.”

The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.

“Where’s my change?” the monk asks.

The vendor replies, “change comes from within.”

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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called brightness, but it doesn’t work!

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