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Punch Line
The idea is this:

You say Knock Knock
Person responds Who's there.
You say: _____
Person responds: ___ who?
You respond with the punch line....

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Manny!
Manny who?
Manny are called, but few are chosen!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opera !
Opera who ?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !