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[maryxmas]

A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags,
And lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
And as for my belly,
Take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie
to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some
support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Comments

[d-i-a-s.livejournal.com]

hush, little baby,
dont say a word
and never mind that
noise you heard
it's just a beast under your bad,
in your closet, in your heeeeeeaaaaaaaad!!!!